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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-CA link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=yiv601586551msonormal><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Battle Hymn of the Stove Testalists <o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class=yiv601586551msonormal><b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>– a reply to Robert J. Fairchild’s “</span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Battle Hymn of the Stovangelists”</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpFirst><span style='color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Mine eyes have seen the coming of the testing of the stoves<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We summarise performance, calculate the forest groves.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We shun the obv’ous numbers; we’re ignoring them in droves<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>And generate our own.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Experimental methods are uncertain to the core<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We rate our products highly using methods we adore<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>The benefits from theory give us carbon trades and more<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We generate our own.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Mine eyes have seen some methods that are peerless in review<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>With promises of savings that are never coming true.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Averaging the numbers is a valid method too!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We generate our own.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Glory, glory, hallelujah,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Glory, glory, hallelujah,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>Glory, glory, hallelujah,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpMiddle><span style='color:windowtext'>We generate our own!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpLast><span style='color:windowtext'> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpFirst><span style='color:windowtext'>Crispin Pemberton-Pigott, 25 November 2012<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNoSpacingCxSpLast><span style='color:windowtext'>(CC) Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></body></html>