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<div>One can't find too many jokes about Portland Oregon, so as Tom Miles, our sponsor and host is from Portland, I will share this all too informative question about Portland.</div>
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<div>Crispin </div>
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<span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><font size="3">BY HARI KONDABOLU</font></span></h2>
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<span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><font size="3">SUBJECT: PORTLAND, OREGON</font></span></h2>
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<font>Portland is a city where you can find the answer to the question, 'How many didgeridoos do you need to hear until you want to blow your brains out?' </font></p>
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<font>Anybody know the answer to that one? </font></p>
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<font>It's one. That's right, it's one.</font></p>
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