[Stoves] Off-topic: Do we have another Savior Stover, if not the Savior Stove (yet)?

[Traveller]

Around town, there are rumors that Ivanka Trump, Donald's daughter, could
be more significant than Hillary Clinton. (The election is on World Toilet
Day according to Crispin.)

Ivanka Trump could be the most powerful first lady ever
<https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/12/16/ivanka-trump-could-be-the-most-powerful-first-lady-ever>
, Washington Post 16Dec16.

Ivanka loves cooking
<http://celebritybabies.people.com/2016/07/21/ivanka-trump-raising-three-children-jared-kushner-exhausted/>,
has put recipes
<http://www.ivankatrump.com/recipes-broccoli-kugel-steamed-artichokes-chicken-salad-veal-marsala/>
on her website, and says about her book Women Who Work
<http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/women-who-work-ivanka-trump/1123884764?ean=9780735211322&st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Core+Shopping+Books_00000000&2>,
"We learn how to cook and how to code. We inspire our employees and our
children. We innovate at our current jobs and start new businesses."

She and Chelsea are friends
<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-3834181/First-daughters-fast-friends-unlikely-bond-Chelsea-Clinton-Ivanka-Trump.html>,
so I am sure Hillary would just adopt Ivanka as the second daughter she
didn't have.

Above all, she arranged a meeting between The Donald and Al Gore, who could
decide which way the Earth in the Balance
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_in_the_Balance> tips.

South Lawn dinners with the Clintons and the Trumps is the way to go for UN
Foundation, Inc. and Bill Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation, Inc.  I
can devise a  $1 billion fund raising strategy just for high class
marketing - Narendra Modi, Vladimir Putin, Dr. Kim and all, PLUS a $10
billion investment fund for "clean cookstoves".

Yup. The time has come. To elevate GACC to the next level.

The White House kitchen
<http://content.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1877168,00.html> wasn't
always clean
<https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/white-house-food-presidential-eating>.
Maybe the next brand for GACC will be Global Alliance for Clean Kitchens
and Homes.

Now, where's my "finder's fee" for an even more glamorous Cooking
Ambassador?

Nikhil


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